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We got the message. Land Down Under and all, got it, check. Enough, ok? My lord, is there anything there that doesn't try to kill you?
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2005_Cronulla_riots
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I remember almost a decade ago a girl being attacked by a barracuda in Florida. Crazy cuda jumped out of the water and clamped down on the girl in the boat . Fish be crazy!
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we have no active volcanos
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Fuckin’ Australia, man:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irukandji_jellyfish
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How long before Syfy green-lights “Mackerelnado”?
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“ My lord, is there anything there that doesn’t try to kill you?”
From Terry Pratchett ’s The Last Continent.
‘ Almost all animals and plants in XXXX are dangerous; when Death requested a book about the dangerous creatures of XXXX from his library, he was subsequently hit by a large pile of books consisting of the various volumes of “ Dangerous Mammals, Reptiles, Amphibians, Birds, Fish, Jellyfish, Insects, Spiders, Crustaceans, Grasses, Trees, Mosses and Lichens of Terror Incognita ”, the total books going up to Volume 29C Part 3, while a request for information about the harmless creatures merely produced a note saying “Some of the sheep”. The land is inhospitable because the flora and fauna all hate you and there is never any rain.’
I always thought ‘some of the sheep’ summed up Australia's safe animal population quite nicely.